My Amazon.com Memoirs: The Interview
This is the first in a series of stories about my experiences at Amazon.com, where I worked from November 1996 through July 2000.
In October 1996, I was looking for a job. I’d finished an unsatisfying six month temp job at Microsoft in September and had been getting by on occasional short term temp assignments. I gave my resume to the manager of every bookstore within a thirty minute bus ride of my neighborhood. Each of them told me that they only hired people with previous bookstore experience. I didn’t have the charisma to talk any of them into a formal interview.
There were a couple of jobs for book warehouses advertised in the Stranger’s classifieds. Reasoning that experience in another area of the book industry might qualify me for a bookstore interview in six months or a year, I called one of the numbers. One ad was for a New Age book distributor. (They went out of business a year later). The other ad was for an internet bookseller. Hiring was being handled by a temp agency that I’d worked for in the past. I called and scheduled a time for an interview and written test for the next day.
To pass an interview at a temp agency an interviewee only has to demonstrate to the interviewer that he is lucid. I passed the interview with flying colors. The written test was a simple math quiz. Within half an hour, they’d scheduled me for an interview at the warehouse the next day.
It was Halloween. I wore my interview clothes. I arrived at the Second and Lander warehouse as close to fifteen minutes early as the bus schedule allowed.
My interviewer was Beth, and if I remember correctly, she had a purple streak in her hair. This interview was more comprehensive than the temp agency interview.
Other Amazon interviewees of the day report having been asked Microsoft-style “How Many gas stations are there in Texas?” brain teaser questions (and I may have asked some of those same questions in panel interviews a couple of years later). The closest Beth’s interview got to this line of questioning was when she asked, “What drives you?”
I asked for clarification, “‘What drives me’ in which part of my life?”
“This is sort of a Zen question,” she explained.
“I see… It doesn’t matter what I answer. It matters how I answer.”
I was hired and scheduled to begin working the next Tuesday — Election Day. I was given the address of the new warehouse — they were moving their entire inventory over the weekend — but failed to write down the company’s name. I forgot it immediately.
On Tuesday morning, I rode the 174 bus from downtown, past the Kingdome and into industrial Sodo. I looked over the other passengers and tried to identify one who might be a coworker, settling on a hippy-ish girl with close-cropped hair. She got off at my stop and I followed her for the one block to the warehouse. Another new hire followed me. The building had no sign showing the company’s name. I walked in through the door marked “Employees Only” and was careful to memorize the company’s name the first time it was mentioned.

Wow. I look forward to further installments.
I would love to read the next installment… c’mon! Your fans want to know what happened next.
Looking forward to it!
Ditto. More .. more. If Bukowski can ‘do’ the auto parts manufacturing sector and the post office Sharman should give us more prose about the Amazon warehouse.